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THE WATCH INDUSTRY DOES APRIL FOOLS

Saturday 2nd April

The watch industry may seem somewhat serious at times as us professionals in the trade are irrefutably passionate about the products that we work with. It is however refreshing to see that some watch brands and watchmakers took the time from their busy calendars to put down their wind up movements to be wind up merchants.

At the Watch Hospital we’re also partial to good-natured fun so we thought we’d share our favourite gags from yesterday.

IT'S A WIND UP

Citizen ( picture above)

Citizen went with a less subtle approach but amusing nonetheless. The Japanese team known for technological innovation pitched the “Eco-Drive Stealth. The first watch with cloaking movement.” Which at first hearing sounds like an intriguing advancement in horology. Until that is you see the advertisement image and all becomes clear… One of our favourite responses seen to date was “I would have bought it if it was automatic but apparently its a ‘wind up’”.

 

Tag Heuer

Tag Heuer

Amazing to see the team at Tag heur taking time out from building high end swiss watches, sponsoring F1 teams and building campaigns with Leonardo di caprio to have a giggle with this 14 hand time piece that they announced. The release stated “Defying the time-honored conventions of Swiss Horology yet again, we introduce our highest level of precision and performance yet – the TAG Heuer Formula 1 GMT 12 Timezones – for the swamped jetsetter that simply doesn’t have time to adjust his watch. #aprilfools #DontCrackUnderPressure”. Bravo Tag!

 

Bremont

Turns out Tag Heuer aren’t the only jokers in the luxury market and queue Bremont’s addition to the April fools party. The team are known for their place as one of the finest producers of chronometers and are also official timekeeper of the America’s Cup and a sponsor of Oracle Team USA. They claim to have invented “the ultimate Americas cup sailing timepiece” by fixing the problem of a unreadable watch face by adding it’s very own windscreen wiper to clear any annoyance of sea spray.

 

Bremont

 

Why they chose April 1st rather than Baselworld to launch this is a mystery to us but perhaps the anagram email contact of [email protected] would have some answers. See also their commerative 200th Waterloo edition release last year coincidently also on April 1st. http://www.bremont.com/briefing-room/wellington

Well done Bremont.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Govburg, Philadelphia

Govburg jewelers from Philadelphia, USA have been in the luxury watch game for over 100 years and have made our watchmakers and technicians chuckle with the revelation that the they’ve ditched the precision tweezers for CHOPSTICKS as they “allow for easy manipulation of the small pieces found inside a watch and expands upon the dexterity of watchmakers.”

 

Chop sticks

 

Claiming to have learnt the technique from the Grand Seiko Master Craftsman Mr. Ikukiyo Komatsu they go on with a detailed explanation of the techniques they are now teaching their staff. Beginning “You’ll want to hold the chopsticks just like you would when you’re eating!” and going on with a step by step guide of battery replacements – “Sometimes depending on the style, you may be able to just use one chopstick to lift the battery out” and removing watch hands – “Grasp either side of the hand with your chopsticks and pull straight up firmly.”

 

Seiko-Master-Craftsman-working-with-Chopsticks

 

They finish “There are easy repairs to be made with your chopsticks without needing expensive watch repair tools. You may want to have a small air canister on hand to clean out the movement just in case any wooden fibers fall into the case or onto the dial.”.

If only it was that easy!

 

A BLOG TO WATCH

Finally but certainly not least was the A Blog to Watch’s new spin on popular dating App’s. Introducing “Windr” the “Match Making app for Watch Lovers”. Claimed to be born from the despair found as a lonely watch enthusiast constantly looking for a partner or friend to talk watches to. Windr uses the popular swipe format of app’s such as Tindr. “User profiles grow over time, offering a gallery of the wrist shots that they have taken in the past. These galleries are a key way potential “watch lover matches” know if the people they are looking at have similar collections and tastes” they explain.

 

Windr - A blog to watch

There maybe a few lonely watch enthusiasts still secretly hoping to find this in the app store.

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